The Irony

Clare and co. buys microwave for birthday present for friend with the intention of giving it to him TODAY.

Said friend goes and buys a microwave yesterday night.

What are the chances.

Some Classic Quotes

Scenario 1
Stranger runs up and taps ‘X’ on the shoulder. X turns around
Stranger: Oh! Sorry. I thought you were someone else *embarassed*
X: But I am someone else! *beams*

[i'm sure we all know where this lame comment came from :P no offence, we still think you're funny!]

Scenario 2
Talking about JY’s ring – we were asking whether or not his girlfriend gave it to him and it was established he used it as a “girl barrier”.

Clare: Ooooh Gordo you should get one too!
JY: Oh do you have a girlfriend Gordon?
Gordo: Nope

* disclaimer : Gordon actually misunderstood the question to be “do you have a ring”, but it was funny in that context! :P

Scenario 3
In which Me & Daniel talk about a girl named Michelle (no one anyone here knows). PS. It’s not my roommate med michelle. It’s the one in Joe’s cell.

Daniel: She’s so tiny, how tall do you think she is?!
Gordon & Ed: Who’s this we’re talking about?
Clare: Michelle
Gordon: Ed’s michelle?
Ed: My michelle!

* disclaimer : Ed claims he says ‘NOT my michelle’…. but …. yeah. :P

Of, The Great Stupidity

So Dr. Castro goes to Jake “You are a very noisy boy. I could hear you from over there”

Few minutes later when Dr. Castro comes over to me, I tell her “You better keep your eye on that one cos he’s a very noisy person :P He even had to write an essay for Dr. Bowman last year because he didn’t know the answer to her question!”

2 hours later… (Dr. Castro & me staring at an X-Ray)
Dr. Castro: Clare, what is this?
Clare: Errr…. A fractured file? Which fractured off in my SECOND tooth?

2 hours 3 minutes later…
Dr. Castro: It’s a LEARNING exercise, so just write down why files fracture, what is the prognosis and how you overcome this problem and have it to me by friday.

BAH! Me and my big mouth.

Yikes

I just had one of those “Everything that Can go wrong Will go wrong” Days

You know what I’m talking about?

Well
#1 – I slept abit too little yesterday, and woke up in morphine-yay-happy-brain-nonfunctioning mode this morning
#2 – I had endo this morning. Endo is officially the most frustrating lab ever.
#3 – I go to my locker during the break, only to realise that my locker keys is in my locker. More specifically, LOCKED inside my locker. So are my spare locker keys.
#4 – Here begins the run around dental school to find the bolt cutters (thank you Amanda!)
#5 – Part-Part denture patient decides that he doesn’t want to be treated by OHCWA anymore (so one less patient :( )
#6 – I booked in what I thought would be a simple patient – just a normal checkup, maybe a couple of fillings. He wants a partial upper denture. I didn’t want to start partial dentures until next semester ! WHYYYYY!
#7 – After taking 5 alginate impressions of the patient, I admit this is not going well…. it’s downright frustrating, actually.
#8 – Go into lab and realise that my labwork required tomorrow hasn’t been signed and cited by a lab technician… and there are no more lab techos around to sign it off.

#100 – MR POON LEFT :’(

Bid for Biscuits?

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ARNOTTS-AUSSIE-YO-YO-BISCUITS_W0QQitemZ290113087178QQihZ019QQcategoryZ20473QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Seriously, what the heck is this person thinking?

Poodheep Sheedles

Japanese sold sheep instead of poodles

Flocks of sheep were imported to Japan and then sold by a company called Poodles as Pets, marketed as fashionable accessories, available at $1,600 each.That is a snip compared to a real poodle which retails for twice that much in Japan.The scam was uncovered when Japanese moviestar Maiko Kawamaki went on a talk-show and wondered why her new pet would not bark or eat dog food.

She was crestfallen when told it was a sheep.

Then hundreds of other women got in touch with police to say they feared their new “poodle” was also a sheep.

One couple said they became suspicious when they took their “dog” to have its claws trimmed and were told it had hooves.

Japanese police believe there could be 2,000 people affected by the scam, which operated in Sapporo and capitalised on the fact that sheep are rare in Japan, so many do not know what they look like.

“We launched an investigation after we were made aware that a company were selling sheep as poodles,” Japanese police said, the The Sun reported.

“Sadly we think there is more than one company operating in this way.

“The sheep are believed to have been imported from overseas – Britain, Australia.”

Many of the sheep have now been donated to zoos and farms.

Ebay

My roommate’s Ebay account got suspended, possibly because of my… not-very legal ebay activities, shall we call them *coughcough*

Sorry Michelle!

On another note, my faux-brother’s-ebay-acount-which-really-i-am-using got suspended too. Linked with suspicious transactions. WHAT ! I only bought like random stuff like wireless mice and stuff ! And I tried to sell my Anne bishop BOOKS (read: BOOK, not ebook), and… you have it.

Stoopid Ebay.

AHHHH. :(

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Like, what the heck?

There are 8 of this particular item being sold. As you can see, quantity = 8.

Some 991 star rated dude comes along, sees that its selling for cheap ass price i.e. i had it for 1.24 great british pounds ~ AUD$2 -3. Including postage it came to a grand total of ~ AUD$17.

Since he has the money and 991 star rating, he places a 20 GBP bid for ALL 8 ITEMS. LIKE WTH CAN’T YOU BE MORE CONSIDERATE OF PEOPLE THERE ARE LIKE SIX BIDDERS INCLUDING YOURSELF. why couldn’t he have bidded for THREE quantities of this item, and leave the other 5 quantities for us?

And why did he bid like fricking GBP20.00 even though the last bid was GBP15.00?! He is like those irritating people you play daidee/big two with, that throws out a Queen even though the last card was a 5 and you want to keep it low and get rid of all your crappy ass cards!

answer too all those philosophical questions : so he can sell it for GBP $35.99.

If I could go to UK, I would go there and bitch slap him right now.

I got Aprils Fooled

Person A : omg clare i got an email from prof abbott saying i have to go for an interview with him and the board of examiners tomorrow

Clare : *envisions herself being called for an identical meeting* WTF ?!

Person A : yeah prof abbott wants to see whether i’m fit or not to do dentistry

Clare : *stresses even more* WHAT ! what the … omg that is soooo gay!

Person A : HAHAHAHAH aprils fool, clare!

very funny. give me a heart attack yeah :P (although i need a little more .. motivation than that, apparently i have low blood pressure!)

Person B : so clare… i umm… was parked next to you, and i kind of killed your side mirror

Clare : uhhh… uhhh… *internal stress/panic/shit-i’m-so-dead-mechanism*… i’m gonna go have a look.

*visually inspects every square inch of her car

Person B : HAHAHHAHAH, APRILS FOOL DAY CLARE ! -_-

>.<

I don’t even have time to have a nervous breakdown.